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 21.2.05
    
	 
    Toilet humour
 is often the best humour.
    posted by Dan |
	19:57
 
 
 19.2.05
    
	 
    New story at The Beat.
 posted by Dan |
	20:21
 
 
 16.2.05
    
	 
    My much published short text "ON THE MULTITUDE OF DISTRACTIONS TO BE ENCOUNTERED WHILE MAKING LOVE TO THE CAP-DE-L’HOMY PLAGE" has now appeared at Word Riot.
 posted by Dan |
	22:26
 
 
 1.2.05
    
	 
    A review of The Face of America, by David Ira Cleary Interzone 196
 
 
 A gigantic aeroplane with a floor of glass flies endlessly back and forth across America.  When not playing games of chance within its lounge, the elderly passengers routinely observe a myriad of immense eyes that float upwards from the obscure landscape beneath them.
 
 Driven by an apparent belief in universal determinism, the card-cheating protagonist murders several of her fellow passengers – one with a garrotte, another by breaking both of his arms before ramming his face repeatedly into a step.  The violence however is dreamlike and sensual, applied to the page with a marvellously detached and soft-focus brush, as if David Lynch has recreated the entire text and filmed it underwater.
 
 Like a roaming stellar object caught in the gravity well of a sun, the protagonist is finally trapped (objectively, metaphorically or unconsciously – we cannot tell which) by an enormous eye, the size of which is alluded to in spare yet stylish prose:
 
 We are beginning to circle it; the lens is a dome above the dilating pupil and the hazel iris.  I can see the plane’s reflection on one side of the lens, the sun’s on the other.  Both are small.
 
 All attempts to analyse The Face of America are doomed.  Resembling a Tanguy painting, the logic of this surreal and haunting text is refreshingly inscrutable.
 posted by Dan |
	22:10
 
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